WHY WHY WHY????There's this ad on the loop tape at work that says something like "10,000 Australians work to make the movie you love watching, but buying and downloading pirated films is putting these jobs at risk". Usually, I feel bad for the film workers losing their jobs, because as the ad also says, "Australians make great films".
Then you watch Crush and want them all fired. You watch Crush and want to download a thousand movies to boot them out of a job quicker.
Australia makes great films. Um, no it doesn't. Australia makes some good movies. It also makes some hellish, stupid, and fucking pointless movies like Crush.
Ready? Just when the stakes are at their highest, just when the twist is ready for revelation, just when you think this sadistic woman couldn't be any more sadistic... you find out SHE'S A GHOST!!!!!! A ghost who deletes emails. A ghost of flickers off TVs. A ghost who floods toilets, and causes all manner of havoc in a boy's life, who, well, kinda deserves it after repeatedly cheating on his girlfriend and inviting the ghostly woman back more and more for sex games we're supposed to feel sorry for him for carrying out. This ghost is just too sexy to say no to.
Well, um, you dug you're own hole stupid boy. But wait -- this is not a comment on the male psyche, or an unravelling of human behaviour, or a deep look into the ways of seductive women, because SHE'S A FUCKING GHOST. And everything that happens means FUCK ALL.
Avoid. (PS. Downloading movies is bad.)
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